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Wednesday, April 29, 2009 Our feelings are our most Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge. -Audre Lorde KKMommy wrote @ 2:16 PM... ||
Sunday, April 26, 2009 Tips 1 Budweiser beer conditions the hair2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair 5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any 6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea 7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water 8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste 9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it! 10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too 11 Bee stings - meat tenderizer 12. Chigger bite - Preparation H 13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H 14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals) 15. Stinky feet - Jello! 16. Athletes feet - cornstarch 17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub 18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff) 19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it! 20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper 21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray 22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby 23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls 24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on 25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar! 26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice! 27 Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak 28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years! 29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's! 30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste 31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt. 32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel. 33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter! 34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, soak overnight! 35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it! 36. Dirty grout - Listerine 37. Stains on clothes - Colgate 38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup 39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries! 40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again. 41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer aspirin, or just use 7-up instead of water. KKMommy wrote @ 7:31 PM... ||
Best PMS Question Best PMS Question EverQ:How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Woman'sAnswer:One!ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb! They don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !! KKMommy wrote @ 7:20 PM... ||
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 Bad Bad Bad I have been a bad blogger. What can I say it seems I only have time to microblog anymore.Been doing great with exercise. I have exercise videos by Tony Horton and love those so I have them divided into days of the week, no weekends, I get up at 5am spend an hour by myself, wake kids up and start a video at 6am then M W F we go to the gym for weight training, T and Th is cardio at the gym, stepper, eliptical, tread and cycle. My goal is to walk at least a mile a day M-F and if its more yippee but I want to get that mile in. Still afraid to step on the scale though. the boy has had baseball practice and his games start this saturday with opening day. First game and one of the kids isn't going to be there. Which is making the hubs scratch his head trying to figure out the best replacement for that spot. Hubs is the head coach of the boys team. The uniforms came in last night so I spent some time using a metallic marker and writing each child's number on the back of their hats so they would know who's who by the number. The hats are black which is the reason for metallic. If they had been gray the black marker would have worked just fine. I have to go over the hats again today because the metallic didn't show like I thought it would. If this second layer doesn't work then I will have to go in search of fabric paint or something. KKMommy wrote @ 8:49 AM... ||
Friday, April 10, 2009 ALOHA FRIDAY
Welcome to this week’s edition of Aloha Friday. Brought to you by my friend Kailani. In Hawaii, Aloha Friday is the day that we take it easy and look forward to the weekend. She thought that on Fridays she would take it easy on posting, too. Therefore, she'll ask a simple question for you to answer. Nothing heavy or too thought-provoking. If you’d like to participate, just post your own question on your blog and leave your link at her site. (click on her name or the aloha tag to get there) Don’t forget to visit the other participants! It’s a great way to make new bloggy friends! My question is: Wet rainy, cleaning cleaning cleaning! KKMommy wrote @ 3:16 PM... ||
Thursday, April 9, 2009 Just walked 2 miles. Haven't Just walked 2 miles. Haven't walked in a few days so felt good. Walked while hubby had baseball practice. KKMommy wrote @ 5:39 PM... ||
Monday, April 6, 2009 Monday Madness Monday Madness is best described by saying its snowing and the kids are on Spring Break. Really not kidding its snowing!!!Monday Madness means I am awake at 530 am and I could still be sleeping. We have no where to go today. So why am I awake. Monday Madness will actually begin right after breakfast and the kids aren't going to like it. We are going to clean this entire house. Rooms will be cleaned!!! Happy Spring Break!! KKMommy wrote @ 5:55 AM... ||
Saturday, April 4, 2009 Start of Break Spring break has officially started. Kids will be going away tonight, The girl has a birthday slumber party to attend, The boy has made his own slumber party plans to attend at Grandma and Grandpas house lol. Pretty much just called Grandpa and said we are going to party saturday night ok.The girl got a new bike yesterday. So need to go get her money out of savings to pay us back. She just waiting for it to warm up so she can try it out. I cannot believe it was 33 degrees this morning. Its warming up slowly ybuut dang this is spring right? Maybe I should send old man winter another memo that its time he took his vacation now. Apparently he wants to make yet another appearance this week cause they are saying snow for Thursday. I hate my weight scales this morning. (insert cussword here) I have got to get better at blogging. I am such a slacker. I also need to get back into picture taking. With flowers starting to bloom want to capture their beauty. You know before they dry up and go away again. Thinking if it does warm up it would be a nice day for another long long long walk. Just don't know where too yet. KKMommy wrote @ 8:58 AM... ||
Friday, April 3, 2009 ALOHA FRIDAY
Welcome to this week’s edition of Aloha Friday. Brought to you by my friend Kailani. In Hawaii, Aloha Friday is the day that we take it easy and look forward to the weekend. She thought that on Fridays she would take it easy on posting, too. Therefore, she'll ask a simple question for you to answer. Nothing heavy or too thought-provoking. If you’d like to participate, just post your own question on your blog and leave your link at her site. (click on her name or the aloha tag to get there) Don’t forget to visit the other participants! It’s a great way to make new bloggy friends! My question is: On the outskirts of a small town! KKMommy wrote @ 6:05 AM... ||
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